Monday, July 4, 2016

Do You Know What the Declaration of Independence Means?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA. 

I don’t know about anyone else, but I am sitting here, mulling over the current state of American political discourse. I think we can all agree, it’s not necessarily on the same level we would have witnessed in 1776.

Then again: women can vote. African Americans are free. It’s not as bad as many people seem to believe.



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Regardless, when I was still at work in a classroom, I was an ardent fan of the Declaration of Independence. I love the message the document sends, even if sometimes the messengers who spread it are flawed. 

What I wanted students to understand were the ideals at the core of the Declaration. These ideals still matter today.  

In my American history class, I expected students to be able to answer the six questions below, with answers to all six to be found in a short section of the document, only 84 words long. (See below.)

1. Government gets its power from ___.
2. If government does not work we have the right to ___.
3. Governments are set up to ___.
4. If government works as it should everyone will be treated ___.
5. Certain basic rights cannot be taken away from you by ___.
6. Government should leave you alone to enjoy ___.


IF it’s been a few years since you studied your history you may not recall that the Declaration is several pages long. Most of that length is filled with a list of grievances against Parliament and George III. 

If you’re a normal American (and admit it, you believe you are, no matter what anyone says at the family picnic) you have forgotten what those grievances were. Whereas you may still remember the lyrics to “Yellow Submarine” or be able to name the four starters on the defensive line of your favorite NFL team.

In my class, we began with a few specifics. When asked, Gary could immediately raise a hand and name the main author of the document (Thomas Jefferson). Eric or Renee would know the date and year of the document (July 4, 1776). Then I liked to add a few relevant details. I pointed out, for example, that Jefferson was a slave owner, hypocrisy never running far below the surface of politics. 

And there was that issue of his long-running sexual relationship with Sally Hemings. (For more detail, go to: Thomas Jeffersons Slave Son, Madison Hemings, Tells His Story.)






Then I might jokingly say to my class: “If you don’t know anything about the Declaration of Independence you shouldn’t be allowed to shoot off fire crackers on the Fourth! You shouldn’t get a hot dog, either.” 

“You should have to eat stewed prunes.”

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OTHERWISE, I WAS DEADLY SERIOUS about imparting critical knowledge. So students were required to memorize the section below, which still matters today, which will always matter in human affairs:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute a new government.

To help my seventh and eighth grade students grasp what the Declaration was (and is) about, and aid a bit with memorization, I provided a copy of the section in two forms, one seen above.

In the version below, the words in capitals tended to confuse my young charges. So we started by defining these terms. Vicki or Joey might immediately see that “self-evident” meant “obvious.”

Rob (a star student in my fourth bell who I eventually nicknamed Mr. Dictionary, out of respect for his impressive facility with words) might offer, “It means ‘something proves itself.’”

So, we’d move along. 

Few of my charges could ever define “endowed.” I used the same joke every year. (You could have heard it if you stepped into my room in 1977 and again if you visited in 2007.)

“‘Endowed,” I explained, “means ‘granted at birth, born with.’ Some of us are endowed with great intelligence. Some of us are endowed with fantastic looks.” I would always fluff my hair at that point. Usually students would groan or hiss.

I never minded if, at that point, someone called me a wrinkled fossil. It kept class awake. It kept kids involved.

We worked our way through the passage: unalienable = can’t be taken away; secure = protect; consent = permission; abolish = get rid of.

We hold these truths
to be SELF-EVIDENT,                                                 
that all men are created equal;
that they are ENDOWED                                                         
by their Creator
with certain UNALIENABLE RIGHTS;                                                          
that among these
are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness;              
that, to SECURE these rights,                                      
governments are INSTITUTED                                   
among men,
DERIVING their just powers                                       
from the CONSENT of the GOVERNED;                             
that, whenever
any form of government
becomes destructive
of these ENDS,                                                              
it is the right of the people
to ALTER OR ABOLISH it,                                        
and to INSTITUTE                                                        
a new government.


AS FOR THOSE SIX QUESTIONS, shown again for convenience, the answers to some came quickly. Maddy and Mara and Sadie all raised a hand to answer the first. Mara was quicker, and when called upon, supplied the word “people.” Brad was prompt in supplying an answer for four. “Equally,” he said.

1. Government gets its power from ___.
2. If government does not work we have the right to ___.
3. Governments are set up to ___.
4. If government works as it should everyone will be treated ___.
5. Certain basic rights cannot be taken away from you by ___.
6. Government should leave you alone to enjoy ___.


The answer to #2 also came fairly quickly every year, in every class. “Change the government,” Steve said.

Then #6: “To enjoy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?” Candace offered with a tinge of doubt.

Correct.

Number three always proved difficult. Eventually someone realized that Jefferson was saying government existed to protect our rights. 

Yes. Yes, YES. That’s a critical point.

But the greatest confusion came when we tried to answer #5. I’m afraid some politicians couldn’t answer it today. “The government,” some student would always try first.

Incorrect.

 “The president?” “Jefferson?”  “Congress?” others would suggest. You always had some poor devil who stuck up a hand and repeated: “The government?” 

No, no, no. And still no.

Finally, Jodi or James would realize what Jefferson was saying and respond, “Anyone. He means our basic rights can’t be taken away by anyone.” 

I would sometimes reach in my desk and pull out a candy bar from a large stash I kept and toss it to the teen who had answered. “Very good,” I’d say. “Jefferson was saying that God granted us our rights at birth and those rights cannot be taken away, not by anyone, not by government, not by other citizens.”


I don’t know: I think these ideas matter, on this day, July 4, and on every other day of our lives.


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If I was still teaching today, I might use some of the following examples to illustrate how Jefferson’s words still resonate.

You could start by comparing Jefferson’s ideals with those of Adolf Hitler, who referred to groups he found inferior as “suitable beasts” to serve the Aryan race. You could focus on the Nazi leaders fundamentally different approach. In the interests of race purity, he once insisted, “A powerful national government can undertake and accept responsibility for great limitations on the freedom of the individual.”

Forget: “all men are created equal.” Hitler argued that Jews were “incurable tumors” and must be destroyed.

The case of Loving v. Virginia (allowing inter-racial marriage) always seemed to interest students. I read recently that 20% of U.S. weddings today involve mixed race couples. The case of the baker, who didn’t want to bake a cake for a gay marriage, might get every student talking. Did the baker’s pursuit of life, liberty and happiness interfere or outweigh the same pursuit by the gay couple? You could look at the recent Supreme Court decision in that case, and get student involved in discussing the 5-4 decision, Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission.

I liked to throw in the story of what happened to Japanese-Americans in 1942 and ask how it could have happened at all. How was it possible that 110,000 people, including 77,000 citizens of this country could be sent to prison camps? Clearly racism and dehumanization played a powerful role. If it was up to me, I’d introduce the matter of Muslim-Americans today and the anger they often face.

I’d bring up the Supreme Court decision, Obergfell v. Hodges, that established the right of gays to marry.

I’d let my students wrestle with such examples and to the largest extent possible keep my opinions to myself.

I’d let students do as much thinking as possible, let them decide exactly what the Declaration of Independence means, even today.  

If it's good enough for Abraham Lincoln,
it's good enough for me, and for all Americans.


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YOU KNOW, IF YOU’VE TAUGHT for more than a week, that not all students are going to sit down and memorize 84 words of anything. Still, I expected it to be done, and always put those six key questions on my American Revolution test, on the semester final, and on the final exam every year.

I always gave students a week to commit the piece to memory. On the day of the quiz I asked them to take out a sheet of paper and write the section above for a test worth 75 points. Some preferred to come back to my desk and quietly recite, which I was happy to allow.

I was a fanatic when it came to learning, I think you might say. I was happy every year that a large majority of students earned A’s or B’s on the first try. I gave those who had C’s or D’s an option to try again later. 

I wanted everyone to succeed.

Every year, fifteen or twenty students (out of 150 or 175) would complain: “I can’t learn this. It’s too long!”

Too bad, I replied, sympathetically.

I required all who failed to come in and try again during lunch. Let’s say I had twenty in a typical year who had to try again. Two or three wouldn’t show up. Another might have a hidden, pre-written copy in a book and try to slip it out. Three or four would fail again. Typically, most earned A’s and B’s with a smattering of C’s. I always gave kids the higher grade. I didn’t average them out.

As I said, I wanted everyone to succeedI told the three or four who failed again to return once more the next day. 

Then I steamed down the hall to the lunchroom to chase down the two or three who hadn’t shown up. These lucky youths were awarded detention after school and another chance to study and improve grades. 

By that time, I had often missed my entire lunch. 

I would buy four fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies from the lunch ladies and wolf them down as I headed back to my room, wiping the crumbs from my lips as I began the next class after lunch.

I loved teaching, by the way.


UPDATE (July 4, 2023): I might be a little afraid to teach this lesson today. The political climate seems charged. My sympathies to young teachers, everywhere.

Friday, July 1, 2016

A Few Quotes that Still Matter

As a history teacher I always liked to post good quotes around my room. I thought it might make students think. 

One of my favorite moments came one day when Josh hailed me from far across the lunchroom. “Mr. Viall,” he called loudly, “you are not worth the dust the rude wind blows in your face.”

I was pleased to see the young man was quoting Shakespeare, himself, by way of one of my posted quotes.

Here are a few of my favorites.

(I’ve gathered more than 3400 if anyone would like a copy, including Josh, who is actually one of my Facebook friends today. If you’re interested, Josh, or anyone else, particularly teachers, send me an email (vilejjv@yahoo.com) and I will forward my list to you as a document.

Clearly, many still resonate today: 





I wish more political figures kept this in mind.















My teenage students could relate to this one.




































Chaucer was talking about war (werre);
but I always thought this applied to school reformers, people who never teach.






I always thought this last quote summed up the trials and tribulations that come along during a stretch of any teen’s life.


Two Legs Suffice: Lessons Learned by Teaching is available at Amazon.com. 

The Tilapia Choice in 2016: Donald J. Trump

For starters, you may be asking: What does Donald J. Trump have in common with delicious fish?

First a disclaimer. My father, the most honest man I ever met, ran a business with honor. He didn’t stick our name in giant letters on any buildings; but he was proud of what he and his father built.

There are plenty of good people running businesses.

Still, I’m not blind. I know government is often better at protecting the interests of ordinary citizens. 

A Trump property in Chicago.

For starters, let’s talk fish.

In 2013 scientists (the same people who warn climate change is real) decided to do DNA testing on fish sold in markets and restaurants. It turns out not all business people are fit to serve flounder.

How often were people selling fish pulling what one writer called a “bait and switch?” In New York City a study found 39% of sellers, wholesale and restaurant, were dishing up tilapia that wasn’t—and 100% of sushi restaurants would have served an old shoe if they thought they could get away with it.

As a liberal, I understand why Trump supporters are sore. If they feel Big Business has been screwing them, they’re correct. But the argument the GOP loves—a bizarre variation of which Mr. Trump peddles himself—that he’s suited to run America because he ran a business—flies in the face of logic.

Let’s talk food again; let’s talk Trump steaks. 

I am not about to claim Donald Trump is selling weasel meat and calling it premium beef. 

I am saying the fact he once sold beef doesn’t qualify him to be president. If it did, some future White House dinner would feature meat from the Rancho Feeding Corporation, a California slaughterhouse. According to federal agents, Rancho made a habit of butchering cattle no one else wanted, for the simple reason those cattle had cancer.

In fact, government isnt always the problem, as Ronald Reagan once claimed. Government is the main reason you are not currently gobbling down cancerous beef. 

And if you’ve ever been to Yosemite you know government does a magnificent job creating national parks.

A gorgeous Yosemite stream. Don't let British Petroleum within a thousand miles.

By comparison, we all remember what the business geniuses at British Petroleum managed to do. In 2010, eleven workers were killed when BP cut safety corners and the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig exploded. Before the damage could be contained, 4.2 million barrels of oil had fouled the waters and shorelines of the Gulf of Mexico.

In fact, history is chock full of examples of business people you would definitely not want running the country. Instead, government must check the abuses of crazed men and women in pursuit of a buck. Today the child pornography business is a $3 billion annual industry in the United States.

You can’t go lower than that.

Still, no list of greedy rats would be complete without Henry’s Turkey Service. For decades the company held dozens of special needs workers in a condition akin to slavery. The men were abused and paid, on average, 41¢ per hour. In 2013 an Iowa jury awarded thirty-two victims $240 million in damages.

Remember Bernie Madoff? He stole $20 billion.

Remember Enron? Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling rigged company books, jacked up stock prices to $90 and walked away with millions. When their scheme unraveled investor losses exceeded $63 billion.

Remember the Ford Pinto? In the “good old days” when safety regulations didn’t “strangle” job creators, Ford engineers decided to cut safety corners and save a few dollars. In rear end crash tests, conducted by the company, the Pinto kept failing, even at speeds as low as 20 mph. Ford sold the car anyway and, all across America, Pintos began exploding in giant fireballs. At least 180 drivers and passengers were incinerated.

Remember Joe Camel? In 1994 the first big lawsuit was filed against R. J. Reynolds and Big Tobacco. During hearings before Congress, executives insisted their products were perfectly safe. Why, babies could smoke cigarettes! The courts disagreed; state and federal agencies won $246 billion in damages.

Okay, those executives lied. According to the Center for Disease Control smoking results in the premature death of 480,000 Americans yearly.

How about business skunks like Martin Shkreli, of Valeant Pharmaceuticals. He made a name for himself recently after his company bought the rights to Daraprim, a drug used to treat life-threatening parasitic diseases affecting newborns and promptly raised the price from $13.50 per pill to $750. Yep: an increase of 5,500%.

How about the men and women who run Johnson & Johnson. For years the pharmaceutical giant provided expensive perks to doctors who agreed to prescribe Risperdel for creative uses. This included sedating elementary-age school children with behavioral issues. Presto! No more behavior issues! 

Also: tidy profits! 

Who cared if 1,200 kids suffered from serious side effects? Who cared if thirty-one died, including a 9-year-old who suffered a stroke days after beginning treatment? An Arkansas judge cared. 

He fined Johnson & Johnson $1.2 billion.

(We might also mention Pfizer, Amgen, Merck & Co., Eli Lilly, Abbott Laboratories and other big drug companies all successfully sued for hundreds of millions for illicit practices. The biggest fine of all, however, $3.3 billion went to GlaxoSmithKline, in large part for making false and misleading claims about the safety of their products.) 

Drug cartels: Not to be confused with pharmaceutical giants already mentioned! Then again, money is money is money. 

Speaking of which, HSBC, one of the world’s largest banks, helped Mexican drug cartels launder $400 billion. In one email an HSBC executive lamented the fact the bank could lose $2.6 billion in fees if the lucrative pipeline was sealed.

Also: It turns out playing football is hard on the brain. For years, the NFL denied it was. “Here,” they said to players who suffered concussions, “take these pain killers and get back on that field. No! Wait! You’re heading for the stands. That way.” In a recent out-of-court settlement the league agreed to pay former players $765 million in damages.

How about that cesspool we know and love, Big Time College Sports! Top coaches earn millions even as players graduate with useless degrees. Or no degree at all. 

In an effort to keep athletes eligible, for example, the University of North Carolina came up with a novel plan. The school paid a professor to create dozens of classes that…how do we say this...never met at all 

Grades were good though!

Speaking of education, consider the whole for-profit college industry. (We will give Trump a pass, for now, until the matter of Trump University is litigated.) Not long ago Corinthian College paid five top executives $22 million for a years worth of effort, while simultaneously employing a variety of illegal sales tactics (including recruiting homeless individuals). Then they saddled students with high-interest loans. Eventually, Corinthian went bankrupt. Thousands of young people were still stuck paying off crappy loans.

And let’s not forget the University of Phoenix, once the biggest cash cow in the for-profit education game. The school came up with $67.5 million in court to pay for defrauding students—kicked in another $11 million for legal fees—all while spending $892 per pupil annually to…um …educate them.

Business people have been doing a fantastic job running various charter schools into the ground too. Consider General Chappie James Leadership Academy, a Dayton, Ohio charter. In 2015 the Academy was billing the state for each of 459 students enrolled. An audit revealed that Chappie James was missing a few bodies. 

Total students in attendance…oh, thirty.

And if you haven’t read about the scam that was Trump Institutenot to be confused with Trump University, but an entirely different schemeyou should. Glowingly endorsed by Good Businessman Trump, the institute was piloted by a couple who fled Texas, fled Florida, and fled Vermont to stay ahead of the law.

In fact, Susan G. Parker, who worked for Trump Institute and helped compile curriculum material (much of which has since turned out to have been plagiarized), came away from one training seminar appalled. “It was like I was in sleaze America,” she says, “It was all smoke and mirrors.”

I know. This is depressing.

So, perhaps a little levity might bring this post to an end. According to the Good Housekeeping Institute, when business people are on the loose, the consumer—and, in 2016, the voter—has reason to worry.

In various tests, Good Housekeeping uncovered more than bogus tilapia. It turned out a moisturizing cream sold by Olay for $22 outperformed a competing salon product that cost $350.

Another test of seven shampoos advertised to reduce split ends, involving magnification under microscopes to 700X, found none did.

Could it be: Is Trump using the wrong shampoo?


Well, the money-making shenanigans only continue! The New York State Attorney General recently accused GNC, Target and other retailers of fraud related to sales of herbal supplements advertised for health benefits to the unhealthy consumer. Walgreen was selling ginseng pills said to promote “physical endurance and vitality.” Turns out the pills contained nothing except powdered garlic and rice. 

In the same way, Walmart was offering ginko biloba pills, supposedly filled with a Chinese plant product touted to enhance memory. Sadly, someone making the pills forgot to include ginko biloba. The suspect pills contained powdered radish, powdered wheat and powdered houseplants.

In other words, the argument that we can trust business people to run the entire world has more than a few gaping holes in it.

Consider, for example, the coal and oil barons who pay for bogus climate denial “science” today. 

Consider the Oklahoma fracking companies, where earthquakes have been one unwelcome side effect. 

Throw in the trawling vessels which drag nets along ocean floors, nets which have scraped bare twenty million square miles of continental shelf. You know: the guys looking for tilapia to harvest—the guys not worried if they devastate an area equal to the land mass of Brazil, Canada, China, Russia and the United States.

In fact, when it comes right down to it, I would argue that Donald Trump is to government what fake ginko biloba pills are to healthful living.

Trump is political “tilapia” for the unwitting restaurant patron.


Maybe it's tilapia. Maybe it's Trump.